Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
ArtistFall Out Boy
AlbumFrom Under The Cork Tree
Fall Out Boy || Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of this Song so We Wouldn’t Get Sued
Hello again, One Week One Band-ers. I’m delighted to be back at the helm.
The name of this week’s band is Fall Out Boy. For the uninitiated, that’s a Simpsons reference. It’s a somewhat-famous anecdote that the band had no moniker for their first two shows, until they asked their audience what they should go by. “Fallout Boy,” someone shouted from the audience. It stuck. At least, until the band went on ‘permanent hiatus’ about two years ago.
I think this story is a good jumping-off point — a cipher — to understanding both why this band was so popular, and so polarizing. Those who are already predisposed to rolling their eyes at certain kinds of pop, or because the band has a huge following of DAMN TEENAGERS, are going to see the story of their name as yet another tiresome example of the group’s affected nonchalance. Angst is somehow way less authentic when it’s being expressed by moody dudes in eyeliner, instead of moody dudes wearing beards and gingham shirts.
For Fall Out Boy devotees, the story of their name-day is pretty much the opposite: It’s a testament to the time they spent slugging it out in Chicago’s underground indie scene, building a fan following and tremendous amount of goodwill through riotous live shows and a super-active online presence. It’s an overt reminder of just how much they owe to their fans.
This band is something special because they committed the unforgivable sin of being too self-aware of their fame, and of the sheer ridiculousness of their involvement in “the scene” (which, as we learned, can too often feel like a goddamned arms race).
It could have been enough for them to just make infectious pop-punk, but they wedded a real intelligence and sense of humor to their heart on sleeve confessions of self-doubt and self-loathing. It’s a feeling that’s perfectly summed up in the first few lines of the song I’ve posted above, the opener to their smash 2005 LP From Under the Cork Tree:
Brothers and sisters, put this record down
Take my advice, ‘cause we are bad news
We will leave you high and dry
It’s not worth the hearing you’ll lose
They’re only liars, but they’re the best. They’re also mercilessly unforgiving of themselves, like in the video for “Thnks fr th Mmrs,” which sees them being directed (and mocked) by a group of chimpanzees. The implication being, naturally, that they are the musical equivalent of a million monkeys on typewriters.
But here’s the thing: Fall Out Boy is too smart for anyone to actually believe that, and it shows in their songs. A wry John Hughes reference? They’ve done it. A track loosely structured around David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross? Oh yeah. A videogame where you tour along with the band a la the Oregon Trail? That one too.
They’re using very basic pop-punk chord progressions, and there hasn’t really been an original one of those in a decade or two, but that’s because melody almost always takes a backseat to lyrics in this kind of music — the whole point is to use killer hooks to give lines that much more weight. (Which, incidentally, is something that hip-hop fans should be able to appreciate. I like to think this is why Jay-Z and Lil Wayne were so eager to collab with them.)
And Fall Out Boy has some damn smart lyrics. Certainly, they were a polarizing band, and maybe for some legitimate reasons (Pete Wentz’s showboating tendencies, their predisposition to play the fashion plate). But just beneath that bubblegum surface is a whole lot of really, really great music.
Other topics for this discussion this week will include prescription drugs, Ashlee Simpson and the sext that changed everything.

